Lauren Looneycakes

Oh my gosh... Lauren cracks me up. Oh dear, dear Lauren...hahahaha. We just had a 5 minute conversation in which she pretended to rationalize bigotry and racism just so we could be ridiculous. Hilarious. Some of my funniest "online chat" conversations have been with this crazy cat... for real.

For example, the following "gem" came out of a March 30th chat:

me: harumph

life is terrible

I just want to see if this could go anywhere!Argh!

and your apartment situation is just another pain in the butt for you!

I know

let's skip town

!

on the next train outta here!

we'll buy a one-way-ticket to paradise

and live off of the land

(or steal)

Lauren: i know!

this SUCKS

lets go to an island

live on a boat

and i will be a lifeguard

me: okay, but I do get motion sickness

Lauren: and you will be a set designer

for the boat plays

me: HAHAHAHAHA
HAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

seriously

that's hilarious

and PERFECT!

You can be the lifeguard

and I'll be the set designer for all of those boat plays that the two of us do by ourselves

on your day off from lifeguarding

on the boat

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I can't stop laughing

for real

Lauren: hahahah yesssss

i love it

me: I'm like having a seizure

Lauren: thats like my dream

me: hahaha

Lauren: hahahahaha

me: hhhahahahahahaha

so funny

Lauren: and you can be the director too

me: sweet!

oh phew

man

hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious

And who could forget the day we co-authored "Bitsy the Big-Hearted Bear" (still up in the air about the title), an improvised tale about a tiny bear who makes a BIG discovery one day...

click here to read...

Ah, Lauren... how I love thee. :)